Throw Cosmopolitans, cast the Vogue and stop reading the lies written in Glamour.
If you want to spend a summer as demand Dior, with your burned, with your peeling, with your brand tacky bikini and your sand sandwich breaded cheese sobrasada slush by heat, cast an eye on:
The 3 must for the Summer 2008
1. THE TANNING OF MERCADONA, CARREFUL OR OTHERWISE.
as if a painter is concerned; slather right hand and extend it with malice aforethought. Essential not to lie either in hand or in the armpit. Leaving white roales: back, inside of the elbow and knees. A second round to secure a tan worthy of Naranjito in 82.
capture the moment like this:
If you want to spend a summer as demand Dior, with your burned, with your peeling, with your brand tacky bikini and your sand sandwich breaded cheese sobrasada slush by heat, cast an eye on:
The 3 must for the Summer 2008
1. THE TANNING OF MERCADONA, CARREFUL OR OTHERWISE.
as if a painter is concerned; slather right hand and extend it with malice aforethought. Essential not to lie either in hand or in the armpit. Leaving white roales: back, inside of the elbow and knees. A second round to secure a tan worthy of Naranjito in 82.
capture the moment like this:
Feel free to click on the picture to enlarge and see about that color hepatitis
Shortly after you go to the municipal swimming pool Fuenlabrada (no shower) and stick leaving a trail as long if an oil spill in question.
2. DO NOT LEAVE TO GET THE LAST YEAR DANCERS STINKS.
is a must go shopping with some dancers from last year, completely filthy and reeking of dog Cujo. If you have managed to keep fairly clean, pour a quart of Ripple vigorously in each of them. After that and not let it dry, wear it and walk 5 kms to them. So the desired effect.
Go with them on to buy new ones to spot and ready to leave next year.
Of course, you must have several to choose (to which more dirty)
Worst of all, this photo is not from Google ...
3. THE DRAFTING OF LAST YEAR BIKINI
course if! Why? Why is stretching so you will loose, so you'll think you've lost weight and feel happy!!
And what can we say: "Do not aunt, is that for some time now part of me has changed and not get fat metabolism "as you blow up a bacon and beer.
tiaa Not that one year to another have believed me your tits ... and then when you reach September and not get into the jeans of all life, is another story ....
Well, friends ... that by following these 3 easy steps and you will get to enjoy the summer 2008 the most memorable and fun provocaréis days, indelible in your memory (and that of the clerk at the shoe store you go to the day of point 2) Within a
days:
The Baby Tita Cervera and Massiel: best friends in Ibiza
And forgive my lack of evidence but is that the concerts:
Pope Baby, Baby Mama and Me at the Rock in Rio!
and retreats ....
Cala Comta
know understand I guess ....
