Believe me when I say that the MIR tests are a pure hoax.
We present it as some extremely difficult exams to practice medicine. Tests that last for hours. Nerves to the surface. How about SATs or end of career but the mega-beast.
pure lie.
This is indeed some evidence of some content, but that has nothing to do with what sell to us.
The first thing to know is to NEVER, under any circumstances we find internal medical or Sloane or Dr. Shepperd. Much less will it nurses as helping in operations. Exist only in the series and Frade channel after 3 am.
We present it as some extremely difficult exams to practice medicine. Tests that last for hours. Nerves to the surface. How about SATs or end of career but the mega-beast.
pure lie.
This is indeed some evidence of some content, but that has nothing to do with what sell to us.
The first thing to know is to NEVER, under any circumstances we find internal medical or Sloane or Dr. Shepperd. Much less will it nurses as helping in operations. Exist only in the series and Frade channel after 3 am.
I know it is a shame but what could I do?
begins is when the first screen. Some leave.
then becomes an exercise in penmanship.
25 recipes will spread fictitious and dosage. The jury will consist of 2 groups. The first will be people who do not have anything to do with medicine. If any of the jury fails to understand the name of the medication and when you owe it take more than 5 prescriptions you've extended. Do not spend the next group.
But if your handwriting is sufficiently unintelligible, and have written Frenadol ® but understand croissants with jam, raisins the next level.
then becomes an exercise in penmanship.
25 recipes will spread fictitious and dosage. The jury will consist of 2 groups. The first will be people who do not have anything to do with medicine. If any of the jury fails to understand the name of the medication and when you owe it take more than 5 prescriptions you've extended. Do not spend the next group.
But if your handwriting is sufficiently unintelligible, and have written Frenadol ® but understand croissants with jam, raisins the next level.
Meloexpliquen please
That, as everyone should know is composed of pharmacists and / or archaeologists in the field of Egyptology, to decipher the recipes. Only they have the power to understand, only they are able to comment on the dosage that you recommended. If they do not understand, you have misled the jury, you've invented the drug. Going out. If you understand, keep going.
Physical tests. Conduct review body to indicate the specialty will continue. Thanks to some reliable sources as neither the Patiño, I managed to get to how future physicians are selected specialization:
- If you have an Argentine accent, Uruguay, canary or other sensual acentito: Psychologist.
- Overweight, no gowns in your size: Sports Medicine, digestive or nutritionist.
- Ugly / a of balls: plastic surgeon
- Mala leche, rude, cold barren, lack of tact: Emergency
- Wear glasses: Optician
- You cannon / a: Forensic (so you do not see much and you will revolutionize personal)
- You look like a dirty old man: Gynecologist
- You are a woman, you measure metrochenta and strong as an oak: midwife
- Do not you ever comb your hair, you're half colorblind / aa time to dress and look of what you need occasional magreo: Sexologist.
- you like gore movies, snuff movies collect them in secret and your eyes are slightly coming out of its orbit, orthopedic surgeon.
- If you fail to none of these requirements will go to general or family medicine.
Once you get past this physical examination, psychological. Send them to a fictitious hospital where they do record some of capitulillos Central Hospital or MIR and those who know languages \u200b\u200b Gray's Anatomy. So the producers are saving a peel and writer strike much less affected. All advantages hear.
On leaving, they're ready for reality: Waiting lists for months, stretchers in hallways, hospitals that are without antibiotics (truthful, Hospital de Valdemoro), an area-wide medical emergency a Saturday night (true, Torrecárdenas Hospital, or at least we got an excuse about the lack of attention), half psychotic patients and records are lost.
Pd: Ironies aside, from here Baby I wish you all the best of luck to all those who a few days ago made the grueling test of MIR. Approved
, so it is worth.
We do really need.
Physical tests. Conduct review body to indicate the specialty will continue. Thanks to some reliable sources as neither the Patiño, I managed to get to how future physicians are selected specialization:
- If you have an Argentine accent, Uruguay, canary or other sensual acentito: Psychologist.
- Overweight, no gowns in your size: Sports Medicine, digestive or nutritionist.
- Ugly / a of balls: plastic surgeon
- Mala leche, rude, cold barren, lack of tact: Emergency
- Wear glasses: Optician
- You cannon / a: Forensic (so you do not see much and you will revolutionize personal)
- You look like a dirty old man: Gynecologist
- You are a woman, you measure metrochenta and strong as an oak: midwife
- Do not you ever comb your hair, you're half colorblind / aa time to dress and look of what you need occasional magreo: Sexologist.
- you like gore movies, snuff movies collect them in secret and your eyes are slightly coming out of its orbit, orthopedic surgeon.
- If you fail to none of these requirements will go to general or family medicine.
Once you get past this physical examination, psychological. Send them to a fictitious hospital where they do record some of capitulillos Central Hospital or MIR and those who know languages \u200b\u200b Gray's Anatomy. So the producers are saving a peel and writer strike much less affected. All advantages hear.
On leaving, they're ready for reality: Waiting lists for months, stretchers in hallways, hospitals that are without antibiotics (truthful, Hospital de Valdemoro), an area-wide medical emergency a Saturday night (true, Torrecárdenas Hospital, or at least we got an excuse about the lack of attention), half psychotic patients and records are lost.
Pd: Ironies aside, from here Baby I wish you all the best of luck to all those who a few days ago made the grueling test of MIR. Approved
, so it is worth.
We do really need.
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