Sunday, April 6, 2008

Evelyn Medina Jimenez

Excuses For a bunch of crap ... FTTC


Or as I discovered I needed glasses.

Let us be clear.
No beach house you're nobody, girls.
is why a girl so involved in the star system like me, tired of swanky parties and well-tanned in canapeses varied and with an assurance from the jet-set that neither Abascal, must have a house in beach.

And that's, like hesitation.

Well, this bucolic area, surrounded by lawns, swimming pools, children's spaces and tennis courts witnessed one of the most frightening episodes of my childhood. Being a creature

me, long before it was unaware of what was a good magreo but not long before my first drunk by hitting one drink a gin and tonic my father thinking it was water, there was a game we loved the boys and girls. A game that aunaba strength, skill and ability to hide. Of course, and saying that I had absolutely no these three skills. That game was: The Policaco and pronounced cañí in Almeria. What in the rest of Spain is "Cops and robbers" or "Cops and Robbers." We did

mixed teams and while some were thieves and were engaged in hide and avoid detection, police counted to 50 and began to stalk the cacospor the corners and try to catch them.

That day I had to be thief.

That day I hid very well. Very fine. Or so he thought. It was night and thought that if I closed my eyes very strong no one would catch me and without all the thieves caught the game did not end. I was the savior. I was the heroine of my colleagues in my stash.

In a show of bravado, like a soul left by the devil of my hiding place, and that should give a hand to my colleagues to save and be able to run to turn to hide all the burglars.

While running and ran into the lamppost where they were, I noticed that someone was chasing me. He was a cop. And the kid I liked to make matters worse. I ran and ran without looking back, and told me: "I'll catch, I'll pillaaaaaaar." I kept looking straight ahead. It was dark. Very closed. The lights in our development had already been turned off.
When suddenly .....



Such so ....


Indeed, I literally ate a mountain of manure, leaving smeared shit up under cow, horse, chicken or bitches.
had not seen, had not been able to see a mountain taller than me. Had not glimpsed the silhouette or had been able to dodge.

Conclusion:

The black clothes stink impressive impregnated me, LC (who was chasing me) walk me home, ojipláticas faces of my parents saw me come home with paint you have left the corral. Sweating over run, so I shit hit more and more.

I showered that night and did not leave the house more overnight, which I told my mother not to look good. We went to the eye.
was 2 diopters in the right and the left.

Of course I never got anything except a warm friendship LC. He is now married and weighs 100 kilos.

Era "gafipastista" had begun.

Ps. On the issue updates .. I'm more lost than a prawn in the operating room because of heart working hours, accumulated fatigue, and The Cure concert trip to Poland .

Ah, another thing ... I've joined to BATUKA!



Saturday, March 15, 2008

Mastrabation In Car Illegal






This can not go like this:

- The size 38 H & I do well
M
- The size L of Mango or close me.
- The trunk size 36 top White is me like a glove, pants
38-40 - The ring of D & G 38 pinch me the Lorza jamonera .
- L Bershka and Stradivarius have a pass.

Is this fair?, Can I endure a session shopping without going crazy over it?



Is it so difficult come together to make a sizing all unique?
Can we women of Spain once and bloody into a store and say: Use the size 40 and that the clerk did not look upon you proud constipated face?




I do not look at me with that face that you I break!

When is the prohibition of size 32?
Am I a top, a ball, a bulb or funnel? What is the shape of my body?





Hi, I'm the Girl


For when a fashion show for real? What models with their holsters, their cellulite, stretch marks, no endless legs and Pancic?


Life is unfair, girls


And most importantly
What about the sizes 39 and 41?

From here propose a non-profit platform : the FTTC (Make the size Thirty-nine pussy)

fight for a variety of sizing, especially for those days in your favorite pants do not fit, and you need a full size, and when we say a full size, is a full size! Not two. We want 39! or 41! or 43!



will fight because Corp United farts. stop doing that they called
design education classes introduce them and respect for the clerks of:
- El Corte Inglés
- Cortefiel
- All Fuencarral stores excluding the Chinese Badulaques
- Anyone over 25 years weighing less than 47 kilos.



propose wearable fashions, no navel or air microshorts for people over 13 years (excluding the snack bar in August)



Pedorrasssssssss!



prohibited, Dior, this combination boot / booty white with brown or black leggings.






will of Chanel, but are a bit tacky





vacant positions are: Secretary, Treasurer and Members.

anyone fancy coming? , Any other ideas? Nena
awaits.